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Office Space, during 2020: Instead of the heart attack, the wifi breaks and the Zoom hypnotherapy call dies. Jennifer Aniston delivers food and gets in trouble for not wearing her DoorDash tshirt. Neighbor Lawrence is the *only* ever heard through the wall due to quarantine.On twitter.com
❤️ 4 Favorites 2020 Aug 24 Mood -3 🙁
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…in reply to @magiceldridge
Their scheme - they're clever enough to hack into some accounts but dumb enough that all they do is tweet Bitcoin scams. It's a jump-to-conclusions *app* and gets kicked out of the app store for not having in-app purchases.Permalink On twitter.com
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…in reply to @magiceldridge
And the red Swingline Stapler is a leftover piece of homemade sourdough. It is also red. No explanation is offered.Permalink On twitter.com