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  1. Someone a few hundred years ago, while very drunk: "I'm going to invent an awesome way to keep score for this new Tennis thing!"
    1. …in reply to @magiceldridge
      You know what everyone needs before a competition? "Love" so we'll start there. Also what's better than a game? More games! So you'll have to play a bunch of them to win a "set." Is Tennis over when you win a set? Of course not!