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  1. Notary Public feel like a job that should only exist in a fantasy world. Oh you've signed that paper? Well it doesn't count unless I use my MAGIC STAMP
    1. …in reply to @magiceldridge
      Me: Why do we need that? NP: To verify identity! Me: How? NP: I check your drivers license. Me: Can't the person I'm signing this contract with do that? NP: MAGIC. STAMP.